The Constitutional Monarchy of Carithodaleyis Farmlands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.074 billion Carithodaleyis Farmlandsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 63.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Carithodaleyis Farmlandsian economy, worth 687 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,527 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, patriots insist that size does matter, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, and Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carithodaleyis Farmlands's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Carithodaleyis Farmlands is ranked 27,717^th in the world and 1,639^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,962.95 on the Gilded Widget Scale.